WANKORD!! READ ME I’M FUCKED and MINT!!!
after a night of heavy and not soo cheap drinking i feel like blogging (3 attempts to write that word and spell check has no fucking clue),
1) slipknot fucking rule!!!!!!!!!!!11
2) very nostalgic and wishes he was pissed with his mega bezziz, tommy nozz, jordan de locke, ellor robot-ham, bennyhama armson, christ taylor, Barry stock, Tapaz… (if u think i’ve forgoten u its coz i dont care or im too wankord to remember u but if thats the case I LOVE YOU TO THE MAX)
3) alcohol is ace (WTF IS THIS SHIT THATS CAME ON I-TUNES ‘SPILL CANVAS!!!’ THATS GAY KELLY SHIT THAT, MORE SLIPKNOT THAN-Q!!!)
4) JUMP DA FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
5) god i wish i was in the IOA (beatdown ftw! too the max)
6) no fit girls like me… is it coz i couldn’t give a shit about shit all coz im fucked so dance like a twat… but to be fair… put me in a decent club like leopard or rok’n’rolla or sugar cubes n i’ll be right at fuckin home coz to be honest lady gaga sukz and so does nost black guyz
6) owls suck and need to die before they get us
6) my tat iches :(
7) god im horny no sex in 5 months fuck me i’m a troopa… spose if i was into ginga catholic girls i’d be sorted but i’m not and have learnt my lesson (SEAN SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU WONNA SAY) lol sunshine quote “I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU WONNA SAY”
8) Sunshine is ace Deffo guna put it on now brb
9) sunshine on… all good now (found pirates at worlds end in my dvd player didnt;t know i had it)
10) alcohol is wearing off thus realising how much of a nob i feel typing all this pointless shit that no one is guna read coz no-one cares and just likes to re-blog other peoples stuff “7 years ago the icurus (icorus wat ficking eva) project was sent on a mission to restart the sun)
11) listing things makes time go faster
12) 2%? could u show me 4%??? No dont be stupid
13) my god im fucked
14) my new tat is ace, skin falling off is not
15) needs more money
16) i’m thinking that i’m off to bed
