seriously wat the fuck is up with people! Valentines day i blame you
Right valentines day you fuck!!!!
What the HELL!! do u recon your playing at fucking ruining my planned evening of scary ace films (including 28days later) with emma, zach and sam where the fuck do you get the nerve to interrupt ME!!!!! yeah ME!!!! while im watching said film… we all know a film is no longer scary when the mood is broken by one of the following:
* light is turned on (no film is scary with the light on)
* background noise so you cant hear anything thats fucking said
e.g. Talking, Rattling, generic cooking noises, being asked how to fucking fry some fucking chicken!!!! WAT THE MOTHER FUCK WHO THE FUCK DOESN”T KNOW HOW TO PUT SOME CHICKEN IN A FUCKING PAN… EMILY SERIOUSLY GET SOME FUCKING SENCE!!!
( gr8 Elliot and Charlie are back! they better be fucking thankful i’ve left the room or shit is guna fucking fly!!!!)
I have this thing u see where if I’m watching a film (especially one that is in my top 5) i cant just sit there and half pay attention and not pay it the proper respect that it deserves… no i have to watch it and enjoy it as much as i did the first time in the proper film watching conditions which are exactly the opposite of the faults listed above!! ^^^
I am currently trying to distract 3 of my fellow friends with a night of horror films, and now i can guarantee that they will be sat there at the end of the film thinking “that was shit and wasn’t scare wtf tom” NO!!!! IN THE CORRECT ENVIRONMENT YOU WILL SHIT YOURSELF AT 28Days later but we have been disturbed for the duration…
In summery thanks valentines day for making people want to ruin my film night with the intention of cooking ( most likely a failed meal due to the cook that doesn’t have a fucking clue!!!! ) for their love one for a night of loud and inappropriate sex… well i suppose some horror will not be lost…
FUCK
